Top 10 Downers of an #Airline Career

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It Ain't All Fun 'n Games, you know!

People are always asking me what the life of an airline pilot is really like.

To many, it all seems to all be glitz 'n glamor.

Exotic locales. 

Bitchin' airplanes.

Smokin' hot flight attendants at your beck and call . . .


Not to mention the "Best office view in the world!"

This baby taken just this week!

But is that truly the case?

   At the risk of sounding whiny or nit-picky, I will attempt to show you some of the downside of this profession—the warts, if you will. . .

   Now, I know that, no matter what I choose to mention, many of you aspiring pilot types will say, "Gee, I'd give my left (insert body part here) to have your problems!"

   Well . . . I fully understand! Been there, thought that!

   Even so, I want you to come into this business with open eyes. And for you "chairborne" types, I'd like to give you a better feel for "life on the road" (and in the sky.)

   Read on . . .

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Holidays? What's that?

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1.) Schedule: You're gone from home half a week at a time.
   When I get home after a 4-day trip, I always find my life has been going on without me. It always takes at least a day just to catch up. No time for rest till the mail's opened, the bills are paid, the cat box is cleaned, the sink unclogged and the trees trimmed.
   And don't even get me started on the laundry . . .

Vicious attack cat Tarzan,
post-scolding.

   Oh, and, my vicious attack cat Tarzan scolds me for half a day as punishment for abandoning him for so long!

2.) Schedule 2.0: "9 to 5, M-F" does not exist.
   You will fly redeyes. You will fly Oh-Dark-Thirty departures. You may even do both in the same trip!
   Crossing multiple time zones will wreak havoc on your body. By the very nature of this business, you will age faster than everybody else.

   And no matter how "senior" your schedule, getting adequate rest is always a challenge.

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Redeyes & Oh-dark-thirty departures—
in the same trip!

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   FAA minimum rest requirements help, but they are just that—minimal. Many airlines schedule right up to these limits. Flight attendants have it even worse, with much less restrictive rest requirements.

3.) Schedule 3.0—or, "Holidays? What's that?"
   You will be gone from home, sitting alone in a hotel room on all major holidays, little Sally's 4th birthday party, and Timmy's championship Little League game.

   After 23 years at my company, I have yet to hold full weekends or Christmas off.

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If you want job security,
shun flying & take up acting!

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4.) Enough about the Schedule, already! How about that great paycheck?

   People often swoon over a pilot's seemingly exorbitant hourly pay rate. But what they don't realize is that a pilot is paid only for the time the plane is moving. You will work long hours, 10-12 hours a day or more, and get paid for less than half of that time. 

   Time between flights, even though you are busy planning, preflighting, briefing the crew or dealing with mechanical issues, are done completely gratis.

5.) Paycheck 2.0: Yeah, Cap'n Aux, but it's still pretty stellar! Right?

   Hmm, yeah, about that.  Pilots' paychecks are a fraction of what they once were—up to 60% lower than 20 years ago!

"Something tells me it's a bad idea to give the pilots a pay cut and a gun..."

   On top of that, the left seat of a major airline represents the Holy Grail of aviation. After spending many years and tens of thousands of dollars on education and flight training, only a fraction of a fraction of pilots will ever see it. And nearly every other flying job pays peanuts.

Starting pay, regionals—the last stop
before the majors. And for some,
the pinnacle of their flying career.

   Why? Because they can!
   Pilots are a dime a dozen. That "looming pilot shortage" has been "looming" for 30 years! And, all aviation outfits know that most pilots are merely building time to move on to a major. But even some of those lucky enough to snag the right seat of an airliner could still qualify for food stamps.

   Moreover, every six months, airline pilots must pass a rigorous medical exam. Flunk once, and you could be out for life!

   Ding an airplane or bust a single FAA rule . . . same result! 

   As I've always said: if you want a secure career, shun flying and become an actor!

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After spending tens of thousands of $$$,

only a fraction make it to the majors.

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6.) Paycheck 3.0: What Goes Up . . .
   Unlike most professions, pilots cannot make lateral moves. Quit, get fired, or the airline goes "Tango Uniform"*, and you start at the bottom at the next airline. You could have been a senior 747 Captain at Brand X Airways, pulling down well into the 6-digits, but now you're a lowly reserve FO at Brand Y . . . on  food stamp wages!
   Personally, for the first decade of my career, my paycheck looked like the flight of a Yoyo:

   Nowadays, if you're experienced enough, you may be able to find a fairly lucrative, 2-3 year Captain contract overseas. China in particular is really heating up. (I came a hair's breadth from taking one there.) But you will be saying good-bye to your loved ones for weeks, even months, at a time.

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Relationships? What's that?

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7.) Relationships? What's that?
   Once upon a time, a girlfriend complained, "I can't handle this long distance relationship!"—even though we lived in the same town. It shocked me into realizing: As long as I fly for a living, I will always have "long distance relationships."
   The nature of this business demands a helluva lotta trust from both parties. Remember, you're sleeping in hotel rooms thousands of miles away, several times a week—and they're home alone.
   This career will create stress in any marriage or relationship!

8.) Layovers—Slam-click!
   Rome, Paris, London, New York . . . exciting, exotic locales! Who would not want to visit these amazing places on a regular basis?
   Yes, any one of our layovers has the potential for adventure. Occasionally, you gel with a crew, and all of you go out and see the sights, or party till dawn. Those are some of my fondest memories.

   But even the most exciting of world destinations get old after the 20th or 30th time. And who among us can get excited about  our 30-hour Detroit layover, especially in the middle of a blizzard?

   After a long day of fighting through the storms and turbulence, sometimes you just wanna trudge to your hotel room and Slam-click!*

Airport Appreciation Time in KLAS!
In the middle of a 3-hour sit between flights.

   Oh, and speaking of down time, you know those annoying, hours-long layovers you get between your connections? We have them too—nearly every day.

   It is not uncommon to sit 3 hours or more at an airport, waiting for your next flight. We call this, airport appreciation time.

   And our airports get get plenty of crew appreciation.

   Yes, I'm complaining here about free time, but I can tell you first hand: long sit times create fatigue. And the F word is poison to pilots.

Last year CareerCast named "Airline Pilot" 3rd most stressful job—behind 1. Enlisted Military, and 2. Military General.Oh, and their "Average income?" LMAO, ya, right!

9.) Deadheads—Not exactly Grateful (Deadhead: Riding in back as a passenger from Point A to Point B to work another flight from Point B to C.)

  Depending on the airline, some pilots get paid 1/2 or no pay for these flights.

   All too often, you get stuck in a coach middle seat between two ginormous, sweaty Sumo wrestlers.

   OK, so we all get stuck there from time to time . . . but doing this every week gets old mighty fast!

Jumpseating: If you're lucky, you'll get a seat in back!

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Home? What's that?

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10.) Commuting—or, Home? What's that? (Commuting: Riding as a passenger—either in the cabin or cockpit jumpseat—between Home & work.)
   Let's go full circle, back to Number 1—being "gone from home."
   As you chase your airline career, be prepared to move—again and again and again.

Commuting for fun & prof—
well, for work, anyway!

   I spent my first 22 years on this planet in Arizona. In the next 10 & beyond, I lived in: Juneau, AK, St. Thomas & St. Croix, USVI's, Denver, CO, Washington, DC, Albuquerque, NM, and back to AZ (several times.)
   The moment you put money down on your new house in Boise, ID, your airline will transfer you to Buffalo, NY. The moment your first child is born in Seattle, you'll snag that dream job in Florida.

   You have two options: move, or commute across the country twice a week on an airplane jumpseat. (See my post, "Around the World in 80 Jumpseats.")

   If you choose to commute from home, you'll most likely be renting a one-room "crash pad" with half a dozen other pilot-commuters at your airline's assigned base. Have fun with that!

What's a "Crash Pad"? Don't miss this ABC News exposé:

Direct Link: http://youtu.be/MfEKAl5A--0

   
(Note: personally I think ABC gets way too melodramatic in this, with their "undercover videos" and "exposés." But this is a very true depiction of life for upcoming, Regional, and commuting pilots.)

   By the way, at my airline, at least 40% of pilots are commuters . . .

That reminds me of a funny story:

We used to fly a lot of redeyes in and out of KLAS (Las Vegas.) At about 2 or 3 in the morning, all these flight crews would deadhead back to home base on the last flight.  We would have dozens of pilots and flight attendants onboard, sometimes more crew than passengers! We dubbed this flight, The Crew Hauler.

One time, a befuddled passenger, mystified by all these pilots riding in the back of the plane, asked me, "Do you guys just ride in back because you love flying so much?"

Well, I wouldn't go that far . . .

But, despite my profession's many ugly warts, the dirty little secret is . . .

it's still the greatest job in the world!

Besides . . .

—Christmas with the kids can be rescheduled;

—Families or significant others can come along on those exotic overnights (Marry me, fly free!)

—All that down time is good for a hobby or 2nd job (where do you think Cap'n Aux gets all his free time to write his books 'n blog?);

—Find the right, understanding spouse, and your "long distance relationship" can be a rewarding one. After all, absence really does make the heart grow fonder.
—As a pilot, you have the freedom to work and live in different parts of the world. With a wonderful home and family to return to, even crash pads and commuting can be endured.

   Most important of all: no matter where you are in the vicious claw up the aviation food chain,
don't forget . . .

YOU'RE SITTING IN A CHAIR . . . IN THE SKY!*

(& getting PAID for it!)

Cool meme courtesy of Swayne over at martinsaviation.blogspot.com

I have yet to work a day in my adult life.

P.S—
Swayne from martinsaviation.blogspot.com also recently made a viral vid that really puts it into perspective, entitled, "Inspiration for Pilots - What Do You Truly Desire?"

Direct Link: http://youtu.be/eDz91J2UxGE

* Tango Uniform—Pilot code for "belly up," out of business, stone dead, gone to meet its Maker. (The words that Tango and Uniform stand for are left as an exercise to the reader!)
*Slam-clicker—Party pooper. An airline crew member that doesn't want to do anything but slam their hotel room door and click the lock shut!
*Quote by Louis C.K.

PPS—
A late entry, by Michael Moore, on Pilot Pay, entitled, Pilots on Food Stamps.
A sad but true reality of our biz!

Direct Link: http://www.wimp.com/pilotsstamps/

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Related Cap'n Aux Posts:

• Around the World in 80 Jumpseats: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/06/around-world-in-80-jumpseats-surprise.html
• My 1 Wish for Aviation: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/09/formation-blog-if-i-had-1-wish-for.html
• The Future of U.S. Aviation: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/07/happy-4th-future-of-us-aviation.html

• A Pilot Looks at 50: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2012/06/pilot-looks-at-50.html

• A Future Pilot Interviews Cap'n Aux: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2012/10/a-future-pilot-interviews-capn-aux.html
• Cap'n Aux Interviews a Future Airline Pilot: http://capnaux.blogspot.com/2013/03/capn-aux-interviews-swayne-martin.html

Related Links:

• Huffington Post—The Weird World of Airline Crash Pads: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sarah-steegar/airline-crashpads_b_4419512.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
• The Truth About the Airline Profession—Salaries: http://thetruthabouttheprofession.weebly.com/professional-pilot-salaries.html
• The U.S. Airline Pilots who Barely Make Minimum Wage: http://skift.com/2013/08/28/the-u-s-airline-pilots-who-barely-make-minimum-wage/
• Aviation Interviews.com—Pilot Pay Rates: http://www.aviationinterviews.com/pilot/airlinepayrates.html
• Most Hazardous Professions—Pilot is 12: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-15-jobs-that-are-most-damaging-to-your-health-155706120.html
• airlinepilotcentral.com
• airlinepilot.com

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